I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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