I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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