found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Dignity is for republicans.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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