imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
