uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
ugly people sure do ruin things
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I love you. Go after that dick
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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