The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Randomize
