Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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