Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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