I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
