He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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