Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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