you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
