Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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