We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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