with your own penis?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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