I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Randomize
