I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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