I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
