Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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