Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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