If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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