Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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