he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Randomize
