do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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