i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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