I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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