WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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