So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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