Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
True but thats because hes a fetus.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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