i permit you to call me
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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