yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
that's an acceptable place to lick
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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