I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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