and i looked up. we had an audience...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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