I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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