Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I look better un-naked...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
