I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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