Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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