Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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