Whod you bang
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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