I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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