We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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