that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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