yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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