is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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