I heard we made out
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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