Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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