in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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