love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Randomize
