I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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