So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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