i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
