Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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